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and my actions often times reflect that feeling.

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12 Holiday Gifts That Writers Will Actually Use

hobartpulp:

Nick seems like a good gift-giver.

nickrecommends:

Items I would add:

  1. A subscription to The New York Review of Books
    I know very few writers willing to shell out $69 for their own, so you could throw them a bone here.
  2. The Bourbon of the Month Club
    Is there any doubt that the brown stuff is the most literary alcohol on earth?
  3. A typewriter
    These days, everyone can type faster than they can write by hand. The problem is, typing on the computer, even with distraction-free software, inevitably leads to internet distractions. Typewriters are the intersection of this Venn diagram.
  4. A massive tin of mixed nuts
    No explanation necessary.
  5. Noise-cancelling headphones
    So your favorite writer can do their work without listening to their neighbor’s music.
  6. An ambiguously hideous sweater
    When it comes time to shoot their book jacket photo, they’ll need a wardrobe item that just screams, “I’m too cerebral to care about anything but comfort.”
  7. “Inhalable” caffeine shooters
    Just because they exist now, and they’re great stocking stuffers.

I’d glad accept any of these items for christmas… start giving, people.

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